OUT-OF-WORK ACTION HERO

You know, this job search thing would probably be a lot more entertaining if I treated writing my resume like making an RPG character.

Name: ap Oweyn
Class: 10th level editor/writer (dual classed); with two levels of mental health counselor
Diety: The All-Mighty Dollar (I gots ta get paid!)

Skills: Longsword, archery, HTML, martial arts, GPO style guide, firearms (paintball), group counseling, drive (car), keyboarding (60 wpm)

Equipment: Red pencils (+2 against bad grammar)

References: Available upon ye quest

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There! Done.